Versus Burritos

And spiders

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If you eat too many burritos, you may be in danger of requiring a burritoectomy. I came close to needing a burritoectomy back in 1998 while driving a rental car on trolley tracks in Dallas, Texas.

Here’s the thing about driving: There are spiders.

I once heard that Don Pablo’s put concrete dust in their burritos. I think it might be true because I felt like that…