J.A. Taylor’s Humor

An index of my humor and satire

J.A. Taylor

2 min readMay 6, 2020

Humor is not something I write; it’s something that results when people refuse to take what I type seriously.

Only 25 Seconds?

I can offer far more

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The Crescendo

Sometimes you just can’t help yourself

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Versus Burritos

And spiders

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Poems From Your Cat

Five poems from the cat. In addition to all the other gifts she’s been giving you. You’re welcome.

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Face-Palming Conversations With Your Children

How parenting strips you of your sanity

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101 Uses for a Third Arm

There is always a great use for a third arm, including Billy learning of your supremacy

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GPT-3’s Tips for Cleaning your Kitchen

Artificial intelligence would make a terrible scullery maid

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Wisdom From Your Insensitive Dad

And some of his other condescending quotes that reinforce your failure.

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$500 Van For Sale!

Of course it runs. That’s why I’m asking so much. It’s a $500 van.

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That Scraper Thingy at Fancy Restaurants

I fondly remember two anniversary dinners with my wife where a fancy establishment had the privilege of being littered…

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More Poems From Your Cat

In addition to litter box. You’re welcome.

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An Open Letter to the Medium Bot Who Curated My Story

I offer you my services in the new world

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Haikus From Your Cat

Three stanzas, in addition to his other poetry

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How to Shower Good

7 steps to more better cleanliness.

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Jim tries to make all his stories taste like tacos or burritos, except for micro-fiction. Micro-fiction tastes more like chips and salsa.

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J.A. Taylor’s Humor

An index of my humor and satire

Only 25 Seconds?

I can offer far more

The Crescendo

Sometimes you just can’t help yourself

Versus Burritos

And spiders

Poems From Your Cat

Five poems from the cat. In addition to all the other gifts she’s been giving you. You’re welcome.

Face-Palming Conversations With Your Children

How parenting strips you of your sanity

101 Uses for a Third Arm

There is always a great use for a third arm, including Billy learning of your supremacy

GPT-3’s Tips for Cleaning your Kitchen

Artificial intelligence would make a terrible scullery maid

Wisdom From Your Insensitive Dad

And some of his other condescending quotes that reinforce your failure.

$500 Van For Sale!

Of course it runs. That’s why I’m asking so much. It’s a $500 van.

That Scraper Thingy at Fancy Restaurants

I fondly remember two anniversary dinners with my wife where a fancy establishment had the privilege of being littered…

More Poems From Your Cat

In addition to litter box. You’re welcome.

An Open Letter to the Medium Bot Who Curated My Story

I offer you my services in the new world

Haikus From Your Cat

Three stanzas, in addition to his other poetry

How to Shower Good

7 steps to more better cleanliness.

Written by J.A. Taylor

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