Wisdom From Your Insensitive Dad

And some of his other condescending quotes that reinforce your failure

“Why are you still here? No, I don’t mean ‘outside’—I mean in my life.”

“So you made a mistake. Get over it. Making a mistake is like farting at dinner. Sometimes it makes a noise and everyone laughs. Other times it stinks real bad, people lose their appetite, and you’re never invited over again. You can always go buy a burger.”
— Dad, on Perseverance